I’m sure every parent will swear on how the restaurant going experience has changed after the kid(s). So am I an exception.. no! Last week, hubby & I went to have an evening chaat without Sid, and we realized that we’re actually managing to have a conversation with no interruption..Why didn’t I make use of the years before Sid and talk all I had to.. I guess I never knew what was going to hit me even though I had seen others going through it.
Sid, not surprisingly, creates a mayhem when we are in a restaurant. Once, we were so exhausted by his antics even before the food arrived, that we decided we should just get the food packed.. just as we approached the waiter to tell about our choice, the waiter volunteered.. “Sir? so you want to pack the food..?” I guess even he understood what was in our mind just watching Sid play havoc.
Have I learnt my lesson after all the troublesome incidents, you’d think yes.. but no, I have not with the pretence of continuing to enjoy life irrespective of kid, hectic work, etc. The word enjoyment is purely subjective and depends on perspective. This is just like a vacation you plan to an exotic place to relieve you of all stress, and come back even more stressed because of all the planning, packing, etc. But, does one learn, no!
Sid loves exploring whenever we go out for a dinner. We usually opt for a table with a couch, so he can dabble on it a bit without having us worrying he’ll fall off if it had been a chair. Frequently he tries climbing onto the dinner table, and wards off the salt, pepper containers to create more space for himself.. sometimes a vase or a flower becomes his victim, so we promptly hand over the vase to the waiter clearly indicating that we are simply not interested in the paraphernalia. Then he moves on his attention to the plates, spoons & forks and beats the plate kindly with the spoon or the fork to explore the kind of sound that could potentially arise from this activity. At this point, there is a high probability that we have come to the attention of all the people in the restaurant, and mostly the restaurant manager has blacklisted us, and allotted men to specifically keep a keen eye on our table, lest something break.
Sometimes Sid insists on shuffling from my side to hubby’s side with the sole intention of stress-testing our patience and also to make us better human beings. If we hold onto him tight to not allow it, he tries to sneak in from under the table. By now, my appetite wavering and patience stretching thin, I keep throwing glances at the waiter beseeching for FOOD..
Once it so happened that Sid was at his best, but finally we were done and were leaving the place, when many people in the adjacent tables gave us a smile, some sympathetic and some maybe a sigh of relief that they can now eat peacefully. They were just a bit short of clapping their hands.
Over the past couple of years, I’ve tried a few things to let me have a peaceful dinner, and sometimes they come handy.
1) Always have a glass of milk with me, so I manage him till the food arrives and then seal his mouth with the milk so hubby and I can both eat together and not wait for one to finish while the food gets cold. This is the brahmastra.
2) Keep distracting his attention to the various things in the restaurant. Sometimes I ask him to tell the colors of several objects around, or ask him to count the number of lights, etc…
Disclaimer: This works for not more than 2-3 minutes but worth it while it lasts.
3) Make a villain out of the waiter. By now Sid knows this strategy so well..that if he thinks he is doing something that’s going to get me angry, he just says.. ‘amma, uncle thittuva’ or ‘amma, uncle adi’. (as in..uncle will scold or beat)
4) Play silly games with him.. I keep playing ‘dosai vathu’ with him so many times.. that the last time I overheard him saying.. ‘dosai vathu.. ammaku oru vai, appakku oru vai.. indha uncleku oru vai, andha uncleku oru vai, indha auntyku oru vai, andha aunyku oru vai’ feeding everyone in the resturant with his specially prepared imaginary dosas.
5) Order something that he can also eat and make a BIG deal out of it. Now he is thankfully old enough to eat some of what we order. I don’t give him any of the oily stuff from the restaurant yet, so usually I stick to soup or bread for him. So, he gets all excited..and keeps saying ..‘thoop’, meanwhile I gobble a few lumps of food.
If you can think of anything else that works for you, PLEASE tell me!
Meanwhile I’m going to continue enjoying(?) dinner at a restaurant.